The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe

When The Stanley Parable came out, a lot of people asked us for more endings and more content.
We said it didn’t need more content, that it was perfectly fine as it was and there was already the perfect quantity of ends.
It was a sad bag filled with lies.
We knew it was evident. We were aware of the lie and we did it anyway. It’s been a burden to carry through the years an burden that weighs on us all the time.
There is no more.
We must fix this by letting our shame be released. We’ll share our guilt with you so that you’ll carry it with ease. It’s disgusting.
From the liars who gave you the award winning Indie game The Stanley Parable comes The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is an update to The Stanley Parable that includes more material, more options, new adventures and more fun with Stanley and The Narrator, the best of friends. Stanley and The Narrator. This year, the game is available for PC and consoles.
A deliciously seasoned dish that is laced with bitter remorse of having deceived hundreds of faithful fans so long.
In all seriousness, this time the job is done. It’s over.